The Holidays Cometh

Countdown to Halloween. Beware The Flash and other super heroes.

Note to stores: How about giving Halloween and Thanksgiving their dues BEFORE blasting us with Christmas?

Happy Halloweeeeeeen!

Here are some silly Halloween jokes to enjoy this holiday.

1. What do you call two spiders that just got married?

2. What type of dog do vampires like best?

3. What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?

4. What do skeletons say before they start dining?
5. Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

Answers: 1.(newlywebbed)2.(bloodhounds)3.(frostbite)4. (bone appetit)5.(they're so wrapped up in themselves)